Sorry… I just wanted to be dramatic. I’m fine.

But seriously, I probably don’t like you.

No, I’m not kidding. Let me explain.

I basically think people on a whole are good. I do have hope for humanity and all that. It’s just that on a person-to-person basis, I generally think people blow. No matter where I go, I seam to be surrounded by assholes.

Now I know what you’re thinking, ‘how do you know you’re not the asshole?’ I’m not, trust me. I can be an asshole, but I’m not the asshole.

I figured out a while back that unless I’m introduced to you by a friend of mine, there is virtually no chance I’m going to like you. Even if a friend of mine introduces you, the odds are still a little iffy. Sorry, that’s just the way it goes.

Don’t get me wrong, I have lots of friends (you know who you are, so you can disregard this diatribe), and I like plenty of people, just not most people.

If you’re a really pretty, intelligent girl you can also disregard all of this. I like you.

Oh well. I just thought I should be honest.

It feels good to get this off my chest.

-josh